I finished my book.
At 12:55 I dropped two hard copies and a CD with an electronic version into the UPS box, and then called up my editor to pass on the good news.
Let's just say that when I agree to deliver a manuscript by September 1, nobody - including yours truly - really believed that it was possible. As of the end of May, I had done a huge amount of research, and had the original book prospectus which laid out the argument and structure of the book, but none of the book was actually written. Nobody in their right mind could have thought that I could turn this thing around in less than three months. I didn't, but figured that what the heck - deadlines focus the mind. Anyway, when I told my editor that the book was on its way, the editor laughed out loud and said something to the effect of "are you kidding? Authors *never* deliver manuscripts on time!" Ha, ha, ha... could have told me that when I signed the contract, eh?
Don't go running off to bookstores looking for a cover photo of the aardvark just yet. That's not how academic publishing works. If everything goes according to schedule - if the readers turn it around quickly, if the press is satisfied, if I can complete the suggested revisions and get the formatting squared away - then it could be out as early as the spring. If readers find serious problems, or the press or I aren't happy, it could take a lot longer. The press and I are still in intense negotiations over whether I will be allowed to put a picture of an aardvark on the cover, and whether the press will pay for the rights to a picture of Buffy and Faith to illustrate a climactic moment in the book (sorry, inside joke).
But can you just allow me a moment here?
I finished teaching, handed in grades, and finished departmental obligations towards the end of May. Since the end of May, I have...
*revised a paper for a workshop, attended the workshop, revised it again, and sent it off to be included in an edited volume manuscript currently under review.
*revised two other academic papers and submitted them to journals. One was accepted for publication, I did revisions and sent it in; it will be coming out in a few months (nice turnaround time!). The other is still somewhere in the review process - more typical of academic journals than the first!
*written a brand new chapter for an edited volume, which will be forthcoming soon
*written and published an article for a non-academic but widely circulated publication
*blogged occasionally
*put in some time on a very important operation which I am not at liberty to discuss
*prepared one entirely new syllabus for a class in the fall, and substantially revamped a second class
*written a 92,000 word, 237 page book manuscript
*and, most importantly, walked my daughter to school every morning and got home in time to feed her dinner, bathe her, and put her to bed.
And now, dear friends, I am going on vacation. Enjoy what's left of your summer, and if you get the chance... go to the zoo. That's where the cub and I will be!
Man,
Congratulations! How did you do all that in just a mere 3 months! Is there a how-to book coming soon?
Very impressive! You must tell us the secrets of super productive father of ardvark.
Question is the father of an ardvark also an ardvark?
Posted by: who you | September 01, 2004 at 03:53 PM
"Is the father of an aardvark also an aardvark?"
Interesting question! I do sign my posts as "the aardvark", so I suppose the answer is yes. But it's more complicated than that. In Dave Sim's Cerebus, from which the whole aardvark thing springs, being an aardvark does not run in the family. Cerebus the Aardvark's parents were just normal people, Cirin had a son who was a normal human. Right at the end of the "Mothers and Daughters" storyline, there's the idea that Cerebus and Cirin - two aardvarks - might be able to produce an aardvark child, or that Cerebus (an hermaphrodite) might, via artificial insemination, be able to produce an aardvark child. But neither theory was ever tested, so we'll never know.
Probably more than you needed to know!
Posted by: the aardvark | September 01, 2004 at 04:06 PM
Good job, I look forward to reading the book and the other pieces too.
Have a great time on vacation.
Sadly, my university is already 8 days into the new semester.
Posted by: Rodger | September 01, 2004 at 04:33 PM
Enjoy. I just finished my research project too. 104 pages, in Dutch. Of course, I'm a month behind the deadline.
Posted by: Scott Martens | September 02, 2004 at 08:26 AM
I've got two articles still half-done, and no kids to use as an excuse. Congratulations, Aardvark.
Posted by: Jonathan Edelstein | September 02, 2004 at 09:32 AM
Does it have anything about Bush being gay?
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Posted by: Posts for Truth | September 05, 2004 at 12:18 PM
Congratulations. I look forward to reading about the release.
Posted by: Shaula Evans | September 09, 2004 at 04:29 PM