Hayes runs to daddy

It gets better and better. Stephen Hayes runs to Daddy to bail him out of his embarrassing mess. That's right he gets an exclusive 45 minute interview with Dick Cheney himself. I hear it went something like this:

Hayes: "Mr Vice President Daddy, Sir, I wrote down all that stuff you told me and now everyone's making fun of me!"

Cheney: "Now Stevie, don't you listen to those bad men, they're just jealous."

Hayes: "But they called me names - they said I was incompetent and credulous and, and - "

Cheney: "Stevie, just remember - it doesn't matter what the liberal media says. Look at me, Stevie - who's your daddy? That's right. Now look - here's some top secret classified documents for you - don't tell mommy, okay? All better?"

Hayes: "All better *sniff*..."

Cheney: "Good. Now run along, lad, and don't ever let them taunt you with their silly 'facts' and 'logic' and 'basic knowledge of the Arabic language.' What did those things ever get them, huh? Remember, they're just jealous. Plus, aardvarks have long noses - what do you care what long nosed genetically unique African mammals think, anyway?"

Hayes: "Thanks, daddy Mister vice president sir... you're the best." (mumbling on his way out the door) "stupid aardvarks... I'll show them, I will.."

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[Hassan]

Comedy gold!