Wonkette reports that Jessica Cutler got a $300,000 advance for her book based on a 25 page proposal.
Why, for the book that I'm slaving away on this summer, I got an advance of, um, let's see... x 2... carry the zero... factor in the... okay. I got an advance of: $zero.
So, um. Never mind. Geez. Maybe I need to get out more.