I was a bit taken aback to see a piece in today's Al Sharq Al Awsat called "The most beautiful woman in the world." What? It was bad enough to see a picture of Jennifer Garner on the front page of Al Sharq Al Awsat, but now this Saudi newspaper is running stories about my wife?!?
But when I read the story, it turned out to not be about Mrs. Aardvark after all - so the writer was getting his facts wrong already.
Then I thought maybe it was about Colonel Queen Rania, which would at least be an understandable mistake. But no, not her either.
But no, turns out to be about something else... honestly, I lost interest when it wasn't about my wife (or Rania) and zoned out, so couldn't tell you what.
Okay, back to work.